These stories just keep getting better and better. Florida has it’s fair share of boneheads. But I guess it keeps the news interesting. Enjoy!
JOSH/ON-CAM
TONIGHT, A PORT SAINT LUCIE MAN IS BEHIND BARS AFTER TRYING TO STEAL MANURE TO GROW PSYCHADELIC DRUGS!
–TAKE VO–
INVESTIGATORS SAY THIS MAN, 30-YEAR-OLD “TIMOTHY CHELIKAS” CLIMBED A FENCE INTO THIS PRIVATE PROPERTY TO GET COW MANURE YESTERDAY.
THEY SAY HE HAD PLANNED TO USE IT TO GROW HIS OWN ILLEGAL MUSHROOMS.
It seems Casey Anthony coverage is starting to get to some people.
–JOSH/ON CAM–
REACTION HAS BEEN SO STRONG TO THE NOT GUILTY VERDICT IN CASEY ANTHONY’S TRIAL, IT LED TO A FIGHT IN BREVARD COUNTY!
–TAKE VO–
POLICE SAY ROBERT HAKIMOGLU HIT A WOMAN IN THE FACE DURING THE FIGHT AT THE MELBOURNE BEACH PIER SATURDAY NIGHT.
BUT WHEN OFFICERS APPROACHED HIM, HE JUMPED INTO THE INDIAN RIVER!
HE WAS ARRESTED A FEW HOURS LATER AT HIS HOME.
Oh boy. These stories just keep getting better and better. Well, at least you had an excuse for being in the apartment.
–JOSH/ON CAM–
OCALA POLICE SAY THEY BUSTED A MAN WHO WAS BREAKING INTO WOMEN’S HOMES AND RUBBING THEIR FEET!
–TAKE VO–
LUKE PINO IS ACCUSED OF TARGETING SEVERAL WOMEN INSIDE THEIR APARTMENTS, OVER THE LAST EIGHT MONTHS.
ONE VICTIM SAYS PINO BROKE IN, PULLED A BLANKET OFF HER FEET AND RUBBED HER TOES.
PINO DENIES THE TOE-TOUCHING ALLEGATIONS. HE CLAIMS HE WAS AT THE COMPLEX, TRYING TO BUY DRUGS.
Sometimes I just have to save scripts from the news – some stories in Florida just blow my mind. This one was classic:
-MARTIE/CAM-
THERE WAS A RATHER UNUSUAL CHASE THROUGH THE STREETS OF SAINT PETERSBURG TODAY, INVOLVING A COUPLE OF HORSES, A GOLF CART, AND A BICYCLE!
-VO/ST PETE-
THE EXTREMELY LOW-SPEED CHASE BEGAN, WHEN POLICE CAUGHT WILLIAM KUNCZ, VANDALIZING A POLICE GOLF CART WITH A MAGIC MARKER.
KUNCZ JUMPED ON HIS BIKE AND TOOK OFF, PROMPTING POLICE TO CHASE HIM DOWN WITH TWO HORSES AND ANOTHER GOLF CART!
BUT THE BIKE JUST WASN’T FAST ENOUGH AND KUNCZ WAS QUICKLY ARRESTED.
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